It so over!

The Halloween party that is. I say this every year and I'm gonna say it again this year. I will not do another Halloween party next year. That it, that is all I am going to say.

A picture of my pumpkins

I am doing some more tonight. Why do I need to carve so many damn pumpkins each year. I know I like the praise from people thinking they are so amazing. = )

The house is still all dolled up with decor.

The giant skull on the left is the newest addition to our decor. Where the hell are we going to put it after this I have no idea.

So my costume looked okay. I must admit when I first put the blood on the dress it looked amazing. Then the next morning when it dried it look awful! I tried making the blood out of paint like we do with the hand prints on the counters - ya, didn't really turn out. Oh well, I still looked pretty good. Everyone kept asking who I was... a bloody person what the fcuk are you! I have to say that this year was the worst for costumes. I was pretty unimpressed by the uniqueness. I tell ya - we put in the effort and nobody else does!

So now I am looking forward to getting some Halloween candy and eating it all. Mrs. Spaghettibender has class until late tomorrow night so I will be decorating the lawn all by my lonesome. I would do it today but I am really afraid that people will steal our decorations.

Thankfully in two days it will all be over and I can move on to Christmas = )

Bad start

Bad start to an already busy day. I thought Mr. Spaghettibender was off today but nope he decided to start his volunteering today. Why on gods green earth would you start volunteering this week. We barely have 2 days to get ready for the Halloween party. Last night I said I wouldn't work out but I'd start decorating instead... he says to me "No, no - go workout and I'll start decorating". We'll after running on the treadmill for 30mins I came upstairs to use the washroom and he hadn't done anything and was on the phone. I then went back downstairs to finish my workout. When I came back up 30mins later - he was still on the phone. Thanks for the help. So off I went to finish some laundry ... when I came back he was sitting on the sofa watching TV. Okay so he is going to be no help but at least he is off tomorrow so he can decorate all day.

Fast forward to this morning when he comes into the bathroom while I'm brushing my teeth and hops into the shower. I ask him why he is up so early and he replies because he is volunteering at the school today - WTF! He never and I mean NEVER told me he was volunteering this week. I am so pissed off. I expected some decorating to be done today... now my night of carving pumpkins and getting my costume ready has turned into a night of decorating the house. I'm pissed!

Halloween is fastestly approaching...

So I am currently going through tons of downloaded music to make a CD for the Halloween Party. I feel really sorry for the people that work around me. They have to listen to my rap and dance music - which I'm pretty sure isn't their style. Currently playing - Ciara, goodies... the goodies stay in the jar! OH, oh! ... okay I'm not a great singer but you can't hear me can you.

I have been procrastinating this year. I haven't started decorating. I don't even have the decorations out of the boxes. I have a ton of baking to do. Here is some goodies = ) from last year.

There was cheesy eyeballs, witches fingers, brain and eyeball cupcakes, marshmallow ghosts and pumpkins. Missing is the brain and hand jello as well as all the pumpkins seeds... Since I usually carve about 10 pumpkins I put lots of pumpkin seeds around the house. Another hit last year was the caramel popcorn. I made something like 10 cups of popcorn and it filled 4 big bowl - cheap and effective! woo hoo! This year I'm going to make meringue bones, icing spiders and cobweb cookies.

I'm some how going to do all of this in 4 days.

WTF am I thinking!?! How the hell am I going to do all this baking and decorating let alone finish my costume. That reminds me I need something to spray blood on my dress... oh ya, I found a dress at the second hand store. It was $5.00 but there was a sale on Friday for 50% off so I went back - yep I paid $2.50 for a dress. I am very proud of myself.

I better start planning out my week so I can get everything done.

need to learn

I really need to learn how to upload pictures. I have tried in the past but nothing has happened. I am not to familiar with all this online junk so this might take me a while to figure it out. I could possible ask someone how to do it but then they would know about my blog and the whole point of this blog is to talk about stuff I don't talk to other about.

So *sigh* I am left to my own devices to figure out this obstacle...

Let see if I can upload a picture of the Halloween costume I want.

I finally did it... now I have to go back and add some pics to my other posts. That should keep me busy for a while = )

Why can't I just shut my mouth

Every time I have a competition for my own job and other people are competing as well I tell them everything. Honestly how is telling someone else who is trying to win my job everything about my job helping me. I am such an idiot. I just spill everything about what I've been doing, how I do it, blah, blah, blah. Why am I so stupid. Shut up and stop telling them things that will help them score better than you - JUST SHUT UP!!!!

Although I have no motivation to study. Everything is just not analytical to me anymore. Why do you do this - cause the method says so. I don't have it in me to try and explain the chemical reasoning behind it. I just don't care anymore. It is true that once you spoil the ambition of an employee they start to slack... or I should say they just do what they must to get by. I just want someone to say "hey, you are a good employee, a hard working and you deserve a promotion and you shouldn't have to compete for it. Here is your reclassification" = ) Yeah, like that is going to happen this century!

Bachelorette Party fun

I forgot to talk about the Bachelorette party I hosted for my best friend. After all the drama with one of the bridesmaids I wasn't too sure how it was going to turn out. Then with me being so sick with a cold right before I wasn't too sure if I would be ready for a night of drinking and socializing.

But it was always about the bride-to-be having the best time. My Bachelorette sucked and that was because nobody thought about what I wanted, just what was easier for them. I had games ideas if everyone was receptive to them and I had stuff for us to do at the bar if we were bored. I knew the group would dictate the fun.

So I made some phallic objects:

penis streamers

penis cheese dip

penis cake

I had Bachelorette streamers, signs and balloons. The whole place was decorated in black and hot pink. I had several games. One was a penis toss drinking game. Mr. Spaghettibender had a penis taped to his head for his Bachelor party which I used as a centerpiece for the toss game. The object of the game was to throw these jelly bracelets around the penis - if you missed you had to drink, if you ringed it you got to make someone else drink. The next game since everyone seemed to be having good time was 'who can suck' in which I put a pile of tiny marshmallows and everyone got a cup and a straw. You had to move as many marshmallows into your cup my sucking them with the straw. It was so funny because the bride-to-be started to choke and said she has sucked up one of the penis confetti that was on the table. We laughed so hard.

During the two games Mr. Spaghettibender had come home to pick up the car and he had climbed outside the front window and started to strip ... funny guy. When I saw him arriving I had given the girls a whole bunch of change to throw at him. So him preforming the striptease in the window was more ammunition for us. He came inside the house and we all started throwing pennies and nickels and yelling take it off... hee,hee,hee. He then made us a round of martini's. Yum! Amazing how a man can show up at a Bachelorette Party and we just keep enjoying ourselves and yet if that was the other way around the guys would have crucified the girl, or her boyfriend/husband.

Anyways, the final game was asking the bride-to-be questions that the groom-to-be had already answered. If she got them wrong she had to wear something. I had a bride-to-be sash, a veil covered in shiny penis's, a penis necklace shotglass, and a headband with pink flashing penis's. The game was so much fun the bride was definitely intoxicated by this point. The proof was when we asked her "what did the groom say was the wildest place you guys had sex"? He had answered "in your house with your cats watching" - obviously a joke... wait a minute maybe not... But she answered "N's washroom at her parents house" well N was there and she was shocked. I said no he didn't answer that, so she continued to come up with all these places. God, it was so much fun.

Then off we went to the bar with a bunch of Q card dares that I had made up. The other bridesmaid didn't think she would do them but I thought if she wants to we will if not we won't. She did almost all of them. Take a picture of the guys urinals. Pinch 10 guys butts. Kiss the next guy to walk in with a hat on... the list went on and on.

All I can say is she had a good time and that is all that I wanted. I think she will remember her Bachelorette as a great party in her honour. Those are the memories you want.